SKU: 14188106326
house plants and their fucked up thoughts book

house plants and their fucked up thoughts book Houseplants and Their F*cked-Up Thoughts Book

Sale price$23.55 Regular price$26.17
Save 10%

Shipping Estimate
USA
  • USA
  • CAN

Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jul 14 - Jul 19

Promo Codes Available:

For Your Every Summer RSVP, with Code: SUMMER15

Description

house plants and their fucked up thoughts book Houseplants and Their F*cked-Up Thoughts BookDiscover the cheeky musings of your houseplants in this quirky gift booka delightful treat for plant enthusiasts who've ever felt those leafy side eyes from their green companions. Have you ever wondered if your houseplants are silently judging you? Maybe you think you and your foliated friends are happily cohabitating. Maybe you bought them on a whim and hardly think about them at all. Maybe things are a bit more complicated. Is it possible that your

Discover the cheeky musings of your houseplants in this quirky gift book—a delightful treat for plant enthusiasts who've ever felt those leafy side-eyes from their green companions. 

Have you ever wondered if your houseplants are silently judging you? 

Maybe you think you and your foliated friends are happily cohabitating. Maybe you bought them on a whim and hardly think about them at all. Maybe things are a bit more complicated.

Is it possible that your plants have inner lives that run deeper than their roots? That your fiddle-leaf fig finds you pathetic? That your majesty palm is deeply disdainful? Or that your philodendron has been eyeing your man?

Just because your plants can't speak doesn't mean they don't have a lot to say. Proceed with caution. Once you peek into the tangled minds of these dirt-loving deviants, you might never feel at home with your houseplants again.

Shipping Notes
  • Free Standard Shipping on $100+ Orders to the USA.
  • Except Preorder products are shipped in 48 hours.
  • Delivery to the USA:
  1. Standard Shipping : 3-10 business days
  • If time is of the essence, please consider selecting expedited delivery for faster service.
Exchange/Return Notes
  • We offer a 30-day return/exchange service after receiving.
  • Final sale items are not eligible for returns or exchanges.
  • To process your return/exchange, please contact us at [email protected]
  • Please click here for more details>>> Return & Exchange Policy
SKU: 14188106326

Discover Niche Categories That Outsell house plants and their fucked up thoughts book

Top-Converting Item to Boost Your Average Order

4.7 ★★★★★
Based on 2397 reviews
Sort
Highest Rating
Newest First
Oldest First
Product Reviews
L
Verified Purchase
LB
Charlottesville, US
★★★★★ 5
The best gun
Love this octopus. My puppy loves this toy. Has lasted longer than I thought it would for a stuffie. Would buy again.
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on February 8, 2026
C
Verified Purchase
Candice
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 3
Long shipping time
The dogs will love these but the shipping time is ridiculous and took forever to get them.
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on December 24, 2025
A
Verified Purchase
Anthony Kranz
Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
My dog loves this toy!!
German shepherd loves it!!!!
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on February 26, 2026
G
Verified Purchase
Gina Massi
Whiting, US
★★★★★ 1
Not playtime resistant
This toy is for less exuberant dogs. Mine destroyed it in less than 10 minutes.
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on March 26, 2026
N
Verified Purchase
Norman R. Rekitt Jr.
Louisville, US
★★★★★ 5
Wonderful
Wonderful
WAS THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?YesReportShare
Reviewed in the United States on February 27, 2026

recommand products