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house plants and their fucked up thoughts

house plants and their fucked up thoughts Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up Thoughts

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house plants and their fucked up thoughts Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up ThoughtsHave you ever wondered if your houseplants are silently judging you? Maybe you think you and your leafy companions are happily cohabitating. Maybe you bought them on a whim and forgot to water them for a week. Or maybe things are a little more twisted. Houseplants and Their Fucked Up Thoughts is a laugh out loud, illustrated gift book that imagines what your favorite ferns, succulents, and tropicals are really thinkingand its not pretty. Maybe your

Have you ever wondered if your houseplants are silently judging you?

Maybe you think you and your leafy companions are happily cohabitating. Maybe you bought them on a whim and forgot to water them for a week. Or maybe… things are a little more twisted.

Houseplants and Their Fucked-Up Thoughts is a laugh-out-loud, illustrated gift book that imagines what your favorite ferns, succulents, and tropicals are really thinking—and it’s not pretty. Maybe your fiddle-leaf fig finds you pathetic. Your majesty palm is deeply disdainful. And is it possible your philodendron has been eyeing your man?

Packed with witty one-liners and hilariously relatable plant humor, this funny houseplant book is perfect for anyone who talks to their plants—and suspects they’re talking back. With sharp captions and vibrant plant portraits, it’s the ultimate present for the plant parent, plant killer, or green-thumbed goddess in your life.

Just because your plants can’t speak doesn’t mean they don’t have a lot to say. Open this book… if you dare.

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L. Hein
Omaha, US
★★★★★ 1
Opener leaves wire threads on the rim of the can when opening. Poses a danger if ingested.
Color: Orange
Purchased this item hoping it would make opening cans easier (I have osteoarthritis in my hands). First time I tried it, after it rounded the lid of a can of DelMonte green beans, nothing. I reseated it, and held it down when it started. It opened the can after circling the top two times. When I took the lid off the can, there were tiny wire "threads" stuck on the can, and more stuck on the Kitchen Mama opener. I was able to very carefully wipe the wire threads off and pour the can of beans into my pan. HOWEVER, I will not use this product again. Who wants to run the risk of ingesting wire threads?!!! I would return the product for a refund, but my husband destroyed the box opening it, so this will go into the garbage. I wouldn't sell at a garage sale or donate it, because someone else might ingest the wire threads, and then Kitchen Mama would have a lawsuit on their hands I wouldn't have given ANY stars, but you have to give at least one to write a review.
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Reviewed in the United States on March 11, 2026
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Arthur Souther
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 5
Best can opener I have ever had
Color: Blue
Lovvve love love this magic little thing! It cuts great! Not hard to use! U literally set it on the can press a button and it does it all for you! Great value for so little
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Reviewed in the United States on February 24, 2026
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Eva
Battle Creek, US
★★★★★ 3
All Promise, No Performance
Color: Orange
***** Update: I wanted to add that Kitchen Mama’s customer service was genuinely great. They followed up, honored the warranty, and sent me a replacement even though I couldn’t provide photos at the time. The replacement works perfectly and the experience was way less stressful than I expected. **** Original Review: I just needed a simple electric can opener because I have crippling pain in my hands and I can't use a manual one. I didn't expect anything fancy but for the one job this thing had it still really let me down. This thing is so slow it reminds me of my AOL days. And when it's done, it just... keeps going. When you turn it off it takes FOREVER to wind down. The first few times I tried yanking it off because I thought it was stuck. And then it fully died in under a year. But honestly maybe what bothers me the most of all is when I contacted customer support about the warranty replacement, I got an email back asking for photographic proof that my BATTERIES WERE IN CORRECTLY. Really? (A photo that I could not provide because it had broken days earlier and I threw it in the trash, who hoards broken appliances?). I really expected better from a ‘reputable’ brand.
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Reviewed in the United States on December 11, 2025
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Rhonda Khamesipour
Whiting, US
★★★★★ 5
Works well
Color: Blue
Works as it should
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Reviewed in the United States on April 25, 2026
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Laura Barrere
West Palm Beach, US
★★★★★ 5
Great opener
Color: Blue
Had a battery operated can opener before and was always changing the batteries. Love the safety cut and this works great now that I can just charge it with my phone charger. Fits in my drawer so no counter space used
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Reviewed in the United States on March 27, 2026

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