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we shall be monsters

we shall be monsters We Shall Be Monsters

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we shall be monsters We Shall Be MonstersA solo game of creation, obsession, and playing god You are alone. You can only endeavor in this alone. For all the world would call you a monster if they saw what you had planned. We Shall Be Monsters is a solo game of creation, obsession, and playing god to assuage your loneliness. It uses a custom system of rules and prompts to generate a short and poignant story of horror and self discovery. As reclusive scientist, let your obsessions and your

A solo game of creation, obsession, and playing god

You are alone.

You can only endeavor in this alone.

For all the world would call you a monster if they saw what you had planned. 

We Shall Be Monsters is a solo game of creation, obsession, and playing god to assuage your loneliness. It uses a custom system of rules and prompts to generate a short and poignant story of horror and self-discovery.

As reclusive scientist, let your obsessions and your desires take you over as you build your perfect companion. Shape their body as you shape your futures together. Infuse them with vitality and see what you have created come to life and take their place besides you.

From Seb Pines, the creator of Auspex 

Content Warnings: illustrated full frontal nudity of a dismembered woman’s body, vague allusions to: sex and sexuality, sexual violence, physical violence, emotional abuse, coercion, captivity, dehumanization, murder, and cannibalism. 

20 page, 5.5 x 8.5 in. full color, saddle-bound zine

Includes access to digital version

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Haley
Lake Worth, US
★★★★★ 5
Great for bored dogs
Color: Flip Board, Size: Level 2
Great dog puzzle! My pup loves this, he did chew the peg portion once he got them out so they can be put back in. They are tough for small dogs to get out so I think he plotted it out.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 9, 2026
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Anon
Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 5
My dog is beside herself with glee
Color: Blue
This was a good find. My Lab has a soft mouth so she won’t destroy it, not sure how it would hold up for our neighbor’s German Shepherd with his strong jaws and big teeth.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 21, 2026
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jeff c
Pawtucket, US
★★★★★ 1
Is not indestructible
Color: Blue
You have to limit the amount of time your pet plays with this or it will be broken the first time they play with it. Mine got broke (one side ripped off) on the 3rd time he played with it. He loves playing with it.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 19, 2026
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Maria Guerra
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 5
Very good
Color: Blue
Tried this ball with a friend’s dog. It moves in fun ways and holds the pet’s focus for ages. Tough material resists bites really well.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 26, 2026
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MtnLion
Grantham, US
★★★★★ 3
Not for big, brave dogs.
Color: Blue
So maybe if you have a little dog, or a timid dog, this could be good. However, my 7 month golden just grabs it and carries it with her head shaking and then wants to chew it. So while it’s kinda funny, and she does love it, I just have to walk around trying to keep her from chewing it up. It is as advertised and seems pretty sturdy. It is soft enough to gently throw but is very easily retrieved and then the shaking and chasing continues. Not what I expected.
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Reviewed in the United States on June 14, 2026

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