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funny succulent sayings Funny Succulent Pots, Small Flower Pot With Bamboo Drip TrayThese funny succulent pots make excellent housewarming and birthday gifts for all those in your life. The mini white ceramic pots have a drainage hole and come with a bamboo tray to catch excess water. Fits perfectly on most windowsills and looks great on your desk! Best used as an indoor planter. Plants not included. SIZE: 2. 17 inches high, 3. 15 inches wide. Bamboo tray 3. 35 inches wide, . 39 inches high. PLEASE NOTE: We hand design and print each
These funny succulent pots make excellent housewarming and birthday gifts for all those in your life. The mini white ceramic pots have a drainage hole and come with a bamboo tray to catch excess water. Fits perfectly on most windowsills and looks great on your desk! Best used as an indoor planter. Plants not included.SIZE: 2.17 inches high, 3.15 inches wide. Bamboo tray 3.35 inches wide, .39 inches high.
PLEASE NOTE: We hand design and print each item to order, so keep in mind the size and/or placement of your design may be slightly different than pictured.
DESIGNS AVAILABLE:
• I Wet My Plants
• I Soiled Myself
• I'm A Succa For You
• What The Fucculent
• Don't Be A Prick
• Not Dead Yet Succa
• I Will Survive
• Grow Dammit
• Oh For Fuccs Sake
• Please Don't Die
• What Up Succa?
• Thirsty AF
• Me So Thorny
• Rooting For You!
• Succ It
• Needy Bitch
• Thirsty Bitch
• Prickly Bitch
• I Need A Drink
• Pay Attention To Me!
• Lookin' Sharp
• Pretty Fly For A Cacti
• Leaf Me Alone
• You Grow Girl
• Emotional Support Plant
• Crazy Plant Lady
• Thirst Trap
• I'm a Succa for Succulents
• I Be-Leaf In You
• Life Succs
• Life Succs, Buy a Plant
• Not A Hugger
• Can't Touch This
• Talk Dirty To Me
• Give Me The Dirt
• Best Buds
• Plant One On Me
• Bloom There It Is
If you'd like a custom design, please contact us before purchasing.
MATERIALS:
Ceramic Pot, Bamboo Tray, Premium Waterproof Vinyl
CARE INSTRUCTIONS
• Hand wash with non-abrasive sponge
• Do not place in dishwasher
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★★★★★ 5
Excellent satire of tradition cult
Format: Kindle
I read this book in two days. I was eager to read it once I read the description in a Facebook post. I am a theologically conservative Christian frustrated with the tradition culture that has co-opted the faith. I see this in my social and social media circles quite a bit, and I was intrigued by a novel that took this movement to task.
Furthermore, I truly enjoy well done satire and farce. I have had a hard time finding these works written well in the past, so I was bracing myself to be disappointed. I am thankful to say, I wasn’t. I didn’t expect the novel to go the way it did (and no, I won’t post spoilers), but I literally laughed out loud a several points.
Let me compliment the author for one particular point: She doesn’t just blast the “tradwife” movement. Plenty of cultural movements and groups of people have their sins exploited. Rather than shooting a 12-gauge at religious conservatives, she takes a Tommy gun and hits a wide range of systems.
I do want to warn squeamish readers about another issue: The novel can be quite graphic at times, explicitly detailing the intimacy struggles with the main couple. It borders on the pornographic side, but not for titillation. It’s meant to show the dysfunction in the supposedly happy couple.
There were quite a few humorous moments, such as the protagonist enjoying the sounds of the chickens, only to grow wistful about their impending deaths so she can taste chicken broth. Or the protagonist’s evangelical mother reacting to her son-in-law’s purchase of a yoga mat.
I was a little disappointed in the resolution of the central issue, i.e., the time travel. But overall, the novel was an enjoyable read and worth your time.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 8, 2026
★★★★★ 4
What did I just read
Format: Kindle
I’m not sure how to articulate my feelings about this book. It took me a bit to get into it, the story was interesting from the beginning but felt very slow paced to me. That changed about half way in. I don’t know what I was expecting, but that was not it! I did end up enjoying this. It was well written, funny, and shocking.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 30, 2026
★★★★★ 5
Let's go!
Format: Hardcover
This book is a classic! We purchased for our graduating senior and had all of her former teachers and coaches sign it with a special message on the pages. Great idea for a wedding or baby shower too. The quality is great! Love Dr. Seuss!
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Reviewed in the United States on May 2, 2026
★★★★★ 5
A Great Graduation Gift
Format: Hardcover
This was one of my favorite books when I was a child. I've been purchasing this as a graduation gift for years. I gave it to both my daughters when they graduated high school and was happy to read that very copy we gifted our daughter to my granddaughter. The book has also helped me in some difficult times of my own life. Dr. Seuss is timeless and this makes a great gift.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 12, 2026
★★★★★ 5
The Perfect Gift for a New Beginning
Format: Hardcover
Oh, the Places You'll Go! by Dr. Seuss is a timeless and encouraging read filled with humor, wisdom, and inspiration about life’s journey and all of its ups and downs. This is such a meaningful gift for a high school senior, graduate, or anyone stepping into a new chapter of life.
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Reviewed in the United States on May 7, 2026